The Jokes That Didn't Make the Cut

Recently my 10-year-old son had to put together a comedy skit for his school's talent show. So he and his classmate decided to do a "Weekend-Update" style skit where they do 'joke' news.

In the process of helping them out I came up with a remix on some oldies-but-goodies that didn't quite meet the PG rating that is required of their venue.

Here's that section that got cut:
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Just 2 Days after Wiki-Leaks announced their intent to leak church secrets;
the Catholic church this morning announced their secret formula for Holy Water.

You start with regular water: then you boil the hell out of it.


Not to be outdone, the Greek Orthodox Church announced their secret formula for extra-virgin olive oil.

Your start with regular olive oil: then you boil the F@#K out of it.

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